My Tall Silk Hat

One day, as I was riding on the subway
My tall silk hat, my tall silk hat
I laid it on the seat beside me
My tall silk hat, my tall silk hat

A big, a-fat-a-lady sat upon it
My tall silk hat, my tall silk hat
A big, a-fat-a-lady sat upon it
My tall silk hat, my tall silk hat
Christopher Columbo, now what do think of that
A big, a-fat-a-lady sat upon it
My tall silk hat, my tall silk hat
My hat she broke and that's no joke
My hat she broke and that's no joke

Christopher Col umbo, now what do think of that
my hat, my hat, my hat she smashed