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No Boots At AllBack to Song Category List Page Song Lyrics:
Way down in the land of the Antipodes Where the lights of the camp-fires shine bright on the trees Bushmen will tell you as night shadows fall There's a ghost roams the ranges with no boots at all No boots, no boots at all Roaming the ranges with no boots at all! Way down in the city so sinful and bad There lived a young fellow, a promising lad He wanted to be a big bold mountaineer But his mother replied as she tossed down her beer Our hero, he murmured "Regardless press on" When she woke in the morning, she found he was gone And off to the hills went her agonised shout "You've got no boots at all if you want to bail out!" He found a big mountain and climbed to the top And stood on the edge of that horrible drop He thought of his mother all over again He could still hear her shouting that mournful refrain The god of the mountain looked down from his throne And saw the young climber astanding alone He said to his angel "Go down with a swoosh And give that young fellow a helluva push" The Angel of Destiny swept through the pass And planted a foot fair and square on his pants As over and over and over fell he The angels were singing this sweet melody St Peter, he stood at the heavenly gate Checking in drunks coming early and late The Orderly Angel just dropped in to say "There's a dirty big climber a-coming this way" St Peter came down with a bucket of beer Saying, "Sorry, young fellow, you can't come in here With thousands of angels to answer your call You'd be no good in heaven with no boots at all" The night it was stormy, the hour it was late When our hero arrived at the Satanic Gate The little black devils, they spat in his face To show you, they said, it's a helluva place! The devil said "Sorry, I can't let you in Unless you've been leading a lifetime of sin But how could you wallow, and how could you fall? You can't be a sinner with no boots at all!" Now all you young fellows who some day may roam Be careful to stay with your mother at home With no one to love him or answer his call His ghost roams the ranges with no boots at all It's Sunday night and it's half past nine We're leavin' one more town behind The mirrors are showing the day's last glow As we spin out into the jigsaw flow of life Up ahead where there should be the thickness of night Stars are pinned on a shimmering curtain of light The sky's full of rippling cliffs and chasms That shine like a sign on the road to heaven I've been cut by the beauty of jagged mountains And cut by the love that flows like a fountain from God So I carry these scars precious and rare And tonight I feel like I'm made of air
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