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You'll Never Go to HeavenBack to Song Category List Page Song Lyrics:
Leader: Oh the Deacon went down Response: Oh the Deacon went down Leader: To the cellar to pray Response: To the cellar to pray Leader: The lights went out Response: The lights went out Leader: And he stayed all day Response: And he stayed all day All:Oh the Deacon went down to the cellar to pray The lights went out and he stayed all day I aint gonna grieve my lord no more, no more I aint gonna grieve my lord I aint gonna grieve my lord I aint gonna grieve my lord no more You'll never go to heaven in an old Ford car 'Cos an old Ford car won't get that far You'll never go to heaven in a ping pong ball 'Cos a ping pong ball is much too small You'll never go to heaven in a limousine 'Cos the lord aint go no gasoline You'll never go to heaven in a Sabre Jet 'Cos the lord aint go no runways yet You'll never go to heaven in a Girl Guides arms 'Cos the lord don't want those faminine charms You'll never go to heaven in a rocking chair 'Cos the lord don't want no rockers there You'll never go to heaven in a wicker chair 'Cos the lord dont want no baskets there You'll never go to heaven in a biscuit tin 'Cos a biscuit tin's got biscuits in You'll never go to heaven in a apple tree 'Cos an apple trees got roots you see You'll never get to heaven on roller skates You'd slip right by them Pearly Gates You'll never get to heaven in your girlfriend's bra 'Cos your girlfriends bra don't stretch that far You'll never get to heaven on a plate of glass 'Cos a plate of glass gonna cut your leg You'll never get to heaven in a limousine 'Cos the Lord don't sell no gasoline You'll never get to heaven on Richard's bike 'Cos you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike You'll never get to heaven in Mike's car 'Cos Mike's car stops at every bar You'll never get to heaven with a bottle of gin 'Cos St Peter don't let them spirits in You'll never get to heaven in Ivor's pants 'Cos Ivor's pants are full of ants You'll never get to heaven, on water skis 'Cos the angels don't like hairy knees Oh you can't get to heaven with powder and paint 'Cos it makes you look like what you ain't Oh you can't get to heaven in a strapless gown ''Cos a strapless gown thing might fall right down Oh you can't chew terbaccy on the golden shore 'Cos the Lord don't have no cuspidor Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right So I'll go up to heaven all dressed in white Oh one fine day, and it won't be long You'll look for me, and I'll be gone And if you get to heaven before I do Just drill a hole and pull me through But if I get to heaven before you do I'll drill a hole and spit on you Well if I get to heaven, before you do I'll plug that hole, with shavings and glue That's all there is, there is no more St Peter said, as he shut the door Oh there's one more thing I forgot to tell If you don't go to heaven, you'll go to...bed And that's the end, St. Peter said As he closed the gates, And went to bed Alternative Chorus (1) I ain't gonna grieve (i-eve-i-eve) my Lord no more I ain't gonna drink I ain't gonna swear I ain't gonna... Ooh, I wouldn't dare! I ain't gonna grieve (i-eve-i-eve) my Lord no more, any more Alternative Chorus (2) I ain't gonna grieve (i-eve-i-eve) my Lord no more I ain't gonna grieve I ain't gonna worry I ain't gonna leave my Lord in a hurry I ain't gonna grieve (i-eve-i-eve) my Lord no more, any more
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