Commercial Mixup

Last night I watched TV.
I saw my favorite show
I heard this strange commercial
I can''t believe it''s so.

Feed your dog Chiffon,
Comet cures a cold
Use SOS pads on your face
To keep from looking old.



Mop your floor with Crest.
Use Crisco on your tile.
Clean your teeth with Borateem,
It leaves a shining smile.

For headaches take some Certs,
Use Tide to clean your face.
And do shampoo with Elmer''s Glue
It holds your hair in place.

Perhaps I am confused.
I might not have it right.
But one things that I''m certain of. . .
I''ll watch TV. tonight!