Grand Old Duke of York

The Grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up the hill,
Everyone stands up
And marched them down again.
Everyone sits down
And when you\'re up, you\'re up;
Everyone stands up
And when you\'re down, you\'re down.
Everyone sits down
And when you\'re only halfway up,
Everyone half-way up
You\'re neither up nor down!