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If I were not a Boy Scout...Back to Song Category List Page Song Lyrics:
If I were not a Boy Scout, I wonder what I'd be If I were not a Boy Scout, a ...... 1. A bird watcher I'd be - Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT! 2. A plumber I would be-Plunge it, flush it, look out below! 3. A mermaid I would be-Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop! 4. A carpenter I'd be-Two by four, nail it to the floor! 5. A secretary I'd be-z-z-z-z get the point, z-z-z-z get the point? 6. A teacher I would be-Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum! 7. An airline attendant I'd be-Coffee, tea, or me, sir; here's your little bag, BLEH! 8. A typist I would be-Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ZING! 9. A hippie I would be-Love and peace, my hair is full of grease! [or] Hey Man! Cool Man! Far out! Wow! 10.A farmer I would be-Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck! [or] Come on Betsy give... the baby's gotta live 11.A laundry worker I would be Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your underwear! 12.A cashier I would be-Twenty nine, forty nine, here is your change, sir! 13.A gym teacher I'd be-We must, we must, improve the bust! 14.A medic I would be-Turn around, drop your pants, jab, jab, jab! 15.A doctor I would be -Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing! [or] Needle! Thread! Stick 'em in the head! 16.An electrician I would be Positive, negative bbzzzzt zap 17.A fireman I would be-Jump lady, jump... whoaa slpat! 18.A cook I would be-Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP! 19.A ice cream maker I'd be-Tutti-frutti, tutti-fruitti, nice ice cream! 20.A politician I would be-Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election day! 21.A butcher I would be-Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty! 22.A garbage collector I'd be Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff [or] Pile that garbage. Pile that garbage. Pile it to the sky. 23.A [Domino's] pizza maker I'd be 30 minute, fast delivery! 24.A clam digger I would be Dig one here, dig one there-Oh my frozen derriere! 25.Superman I would be It's a bird, it's a plane, where is Lois Lane? 26.Lois Lane I would be Get away, get away, get away, Clark Kent! 27.A cyclist I would be peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring! 28.A truck driver I'd be Here's a curve, there's a curve. HERE'S A BETTER CURVE! [Makes outline of shapely woman.] 29.A house cleaner I'd be Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug! 30.A baby I would be Mama, Dada, I wuv you! 31.A Preacher I would be Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to ... 32.A DJ I would Be, Miles of smiles on the radio dial. 33. A Stewardess I would be, Here's your coffee, here's your tea. hear's your paper bag, urrrp 34. A Baker I would be, Donuts! Eclairs! Buy My Buns! 35. A Lifeguard I would be,Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan! [or] Mouth to Mouth Resuscitate, What a way to get a date. 36. A Lawer I would be, Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there 37. An Undertaker I would be, 6 x 4, nail them to the floor. 38. An Engineer, I would be, Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine. 39. A Ranger I would be, Get eaten by a bear, see if I care. 40. A Scoutmaster I would be, Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap. Additional Info: [Tune: This is the Music Concert]
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