Leaders

Out of my tent flap looking in the night
I can see the leaders, boy, what a sight!
Curlers in their hair and cold cream on their face
They look like something from outer space


Leaders, I would like to be like you
I would like to have some privileges too
Leaders, have you cookies that you hold?
Do you share with Scouts brave and bold



Out of my tent flap looking in the night
I can see those leaders having a fight
Silently goes a pillow through the air
And here comes someone's underwear


Leaders, I don't want to be with you
I would probably end up black and blue
Leaders, have you cookies that you hold?
Do you share with Scouts good as gold