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My Old Man's a Dustman (Variation)Back to Song Category List Page Song Lyrics:
O, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He bought two thousand tickets To see a football match Oh, Fatty passed to Skinny And Skinny passed it back Fatty took a rotten shot And knocked the goalie flat, OOH! Where was the goalie When the ball went in the net? Halfway up the goalpost With his trousers round his neck, singing Oompah, oompah Stick it up you jumper Rule Britannia, marmalde and jam We threw sausages at our old man They put him on a stetcher They put him on a bed They rubbed his belly With a five pound jelly But the poor old soul was dead
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