Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D)

Coming this Christmas to a theater near you
The most horrifying film to hit the screen!

There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub scout troop!
And he hacks up two or three in every scene
Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends
Don't spoil the the big surprise. You won't believe your eyes
When you see Nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell, Nature Trail to Hell In 3-D
Nature Trail to Hell, Nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell In 3-D
See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap

See that bloody hatchet coming right at you
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again
Till we bring you Nature Trail to Hell, Part II
So bring the kids along, it's good clean family fun
What have you got to lose? If you like the Six O'clock News
Then you'll like Nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell, Nature Trail to Hell In 3-D
Nature Trail to Hell, Nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell In 3-D