Oh I Wish I Were

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar Of Soap, (BAR OF SOAP)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar Of Soap, (BAR OF SOAP)
I Would Slippy and I'd Slidey
Over Everybody's Hidey
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap (BAR OF SOAP)

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
I'd Ooey and I'd Gooey
Under Everybody's Shoey,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud. (HUNK OF MUD)



Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop, (CAN OF POP)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop, (CAN OF POP)
I'd Go Down with a Slurp
and I'd come Up with a Burp,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop. (CAN OF POP)

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root, (SLIPPERY ROOT)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root, (SLIPPERY ROOT)
I'd Sit Upon the Trail and Knock Everyone on his Tail,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root. (SLIPPERY ROOT)

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito, (MOSUITO)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito, (MOSQUITO)
I'd Buzzy and I'd Bitey Under Everybody's Nighty
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito. (MOSQUITO)