Oh Tom the Toad

Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Didn't you see, that light turn red?
Now there are tracks, across your head
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?


Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Why were you running from the mutts?
Now that truck, spread out your guts . . .
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?




Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish
Why are you lying on the dish?
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish
Why are you lying on the dish?
You did not see the hook ahead
And now your head is stuffed with bread
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish
Why are you lying on the dish?


Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug
What are you doing on the rug
Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug
What are you doing on the rug
You did not see the foot ahead
and now your just a spot of red
Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug
What are you doing on the rug


Oh Rog the dog, Oh Rog the dog
Why did you jump on that green log?
Oh Rog the dog, Oh Rog the dog
Why did you jump on that green log?
You used to like to play and track
But now you are a crocodiles snack
Oh Rog the dog, Oh Rog the dog
Why did you jump on that green log?


Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why did you jump into the road?
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why did you jump into the road?
You were so big and green and fat
But now you're small and red and flat
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why did you jump into the road?


Oh AL the Gater, Oh Al the gater
You should have waited until later
Oh Al the Gater, Oh Al the Gater
You should have waited until later
You sat upon the yellow line
and now you're just a streak of slime
Oh AL the Gater, Oh Al the gater
You should have waited until later


Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
Why do you make my tires go thunk?
Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
Why do you make my tires go thunk?
You did not look from East to West
Now on the road there's such a mess
Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
Why do you make my tires go thunk?


Oh Sam the Snake, Oh Sam the Snake
Why do you lie out there and bake?
Oh Sam the Snake, Oh Sam the Snake
Why do you lie out there and bake?
You did not see that truck go by
Now you look like a butterfly
Oh Sam the Snake, Oh Sam the Snake
Why do you lie out there and bake?


Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
There's nothing left but hair and feet
Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
There's nothing left but hair and feet
You thought you'd beat that bus across
Now you look like a pile of moss
Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
There's nothing left but hair and feet


Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex
Why are you looking so perplexed?
Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex
Why are you looking so perplexed?
Across the yellow line you strayed
The truck hit you - like a grenade!
Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex
Why are you looking so perplexed?


Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?
You didn't look as you jumped out
A ten-ton truck ran up your snout!
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?


Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam
What turned your body into jam?
Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam
What turned your body into jam?
In the air you'd quickly speed
An eighteen-wheeler made you bleed
Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam
What turned your body into jam?


Oh Doggie Spot, Oh Doggie Spot
Upon the road you're such a blot
Oh Doggie Spot, Oh Doggie Spot
Upon the road you're such a blot
Out in the lane you boldly went
Now your bod's not worth a cent!
Oh Doggie Spot, Oh Doggie Spot
Upon the road you're such a blot


Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
You did not see that car ahead
And you were flattened by the tread
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?


Oh Bunny Ben, Oh Bunny Ben
Why is your body flat and thin?
Oh Bunny Ben, Oh Bunny Ben
Why is your body flat and thin?
Out on the road you quickly jumped
You didn't count on getting bumped
Oh Bunny Ben, Oh Bunny Ben
Why is your body flat and thin?


Oh Billy Bat, Oh Billy Bat
Why are you lying still like that?
Oh Billy Bat, Oh Billy Bat
Why are you lying still like that?
Along the road you swooped and flapped
But a trucker's windshield got you zapped!
Oh Billy Bat, Oh Billy Bat
Why are you lying still like that?


Oh Turtle Ted, Oh turtle Ted
Your shell's all broken - so's your head
Oh Turtle Ted, Oh turtle Ted
Your shell's all broken - so's your head
In the road you thought you'd travel
Now you're ground into the gravel
Oh Turtle Ted, Oh turtle Ted
Your shell's all broken - so's your head


Oh, Chicken Cluck you never slowed
As you went running cross the road
Oh, Chicken Cluck you never slowed
As you went running cross the road
Despite the other's evidence
Please tell us why you had no sense
Oh, Chicken Cluck you never slowed
As you went running cross the road


Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Didn't you see, that light turn red?
Now there's tracks, across your head
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?


I ran across! I ran across!
In memory of those we lost!
I ran across! I ran across!
In memory of those we lost!
I had to prove to Tom & Sue
& Sam & Pete, I could get through!
I ran across! I ran across!
In memory of those we lost!