Pico Staffman Song

Note, as each next person in line sings about what he would be, when he finishes his two lines, he repeats them while the person who preceeded him says his two lines, then those two persons repeat while the person who preceded them . . .and so forth back to the person who started. CH: I am a Pico Staffman, and a staffman I'll always be.
But, if I weren't a staffman, a ________ I would be.

Fireman: Jump lady, jump lady, Oooooh, SPLAT!
Jump lady, jump lady, Oooooh, SPLAT!



Ambulance Scrape 'm off the pavement, put 'em in a bag.
Driver: Scrape 'm off the pavement, put 'em in a bag.

Doctor: Throw 'em on the table, cut 'em in the gut
Throw 'em on the table, cut 'em in the gut

Grave Six foot down, plant 'em in the ground.
Digger: Six foot down, plant 'em in the ground.

Grave Six feet up, chuck 'em in the truck
Robber: Six feet up, chuck 'em in the truck

Police BANG, BANG, BANG, stop or I'll shoot.
Officer: BANG, BANG, BANG, stop or I'll shoot.

Police Here's my coffee, here's my donut, here's your ticket, ha ha ha
Officer: Here's my coffee, here's my donut, here's your ticket, ha ha ha

Chef Flip, flop, here's your slop.
(Aunt Jemima): Flip, flop, here's your slop.

Plumber Plunge it, flush it, look out below!
(Maintenance Worker): Plunge it, flush it, look out below!

Ballerina: Tippy toe, tippy toe, dip and swing
Tippy toe, tippy toe, dip and swing

Stewardess: Here's your coffee, here's your tea,Here's your paper bag - BLAAAH!
Here's your coffee, here's your tea,Here's your paper bag - BLAAAH!

Baby Doll: Betsy, wetsy, I love you (kiss) Betsy, wetsy, I love you (kiss)

Electrician: AC, DC, ZAP, AAAAH!
AC, DC, ZAP, AAAAH!

Naturalist Hark, a lark, flying through the park - SPLAT!
(Bird Watcher): Hark, a lark, flying through the park - SPLAT!

Ice Cream Maker: Ooshy gooshy, ooshy gooshy, (WIPE NOSE) good ice cream.
Ooshy gooshy, ooshy gooshy, (WIPE NOSE) good ice cream.

Cowboy: Giddy up, giddy up, quick draw - BANG!
Giddy up, giddy up, quick draw - BANG!

Camp Director: Do this! Do that! Oh I gotta kick back.
Do this! Do that! Oh I gotta kick back.