She Sat on a Hillside

She sat on a hillside and strummed her guitar
strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar
She sat on a hillside and strummed her guitar
strummed her gui-ta-a-a-ar

He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar . .
He said that he loved her but, oh! How he lied . .

They were to be married but somehow she died . .
He went to her funeral but just for the ride . .
He went to her grave site and laughed 'til he cried . .
The grave stone fell over and squish-squash he died . .
She went up to heaven and flittered and flied . .
He went down below and sizzled and fried . .
The moral of this song is: don't tell a lie . .