TV Dinners

How does Batman's mother call him in for tea?

To the Batman theme tune:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman!



How does the Pink Panther chase insects?
To the Pink Panther Theme tune:
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant ...

How does Bob Marley like his Doughnuts?
To Jammin:

Wi' jam in, jam in, and I hope you like jam in too.

The Lone Ranger saw Tonto with a dustbin on his back,
so he said, "Where are you going with that dustbin, Tonto?"
And Tonto said:
To the Lone Ranger theme Tune:
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump