The Little Green Frog

Gaaloomph went the little green frog one day
Gaaloomph went the little green frog
Gaaloomph went the little green frog one day
And the frog went gloomph gloomph gloomph

But we all know frogs go (clap) laa dee daa dee daa



(clap) laa dee daa dee daa (clap) laa dee daa dee daa
We all know frogs go (clap) laa dee daa dee daa
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph

And we all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them

SQUELCH when you step on them SQUELCH when you step on them
We all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph

And we all know frogs go POP in the microwave
POP in the microwave POP in the microwave
We all know frogs go POP in the microwave
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph

And well know frogs go WHZZZ in the blender

WHZZZ in the blender WHZZZ in the blender
We all know frogs go WHZZZ in the blender
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph

And we all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan
SPLAT in the ceiling fan SPLAT in the ceiling fan
We all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph

Um Uh went the little cub scout one day

Um uh went the little cub scout
Um uh went the little cub scout one day
and the little cub scout went um uh uh.

But we know cubs go urgh urgg urgh urgh (sticking tounge out)
urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh
We know cubs go urgh urgh urgh
they don't go um uh uh