They Say at Good Old Pico

CH: Oh I don’t want no more of Boy Scout Camp;
Hey Mom, I want to go, but they won’t let me go;
Hey Mom, I want to go home!

They say at good old Pico:



1. The staff is mighty fine.
They rule like Adpof Hiter,
And look like Frankenstein.

2. The biskets are mighty fine.
One rolled off the table,
And killed a firent of mine.

3. The chicken is mighty fine.
One jumped off the table,
And started marking time.

4. The coffee is mighty fine.
It looks like muddy water,
And tastes like turpentine.

5. The campers are are mighty fine.
They all have runny noese,
And never are on time.

6. The Scoutmasters are mighty fine.
Their bellies are getting bigger,
And so are their behinds.

7. The girls are mighty fine,
They're either under seven,
Or over ninety nine.

8. The aquatics staff is mighty fine,
They all went down at seven,
And won't be up 'til nine.

9. The water is mighty fine,
It's full of grogs and fishes,
And freezing all the time.

10. The food is mighty fine,
You eat it up at seven,
And barf it up at nine.

11. The beds are mighty fine.
The springs, they pop out,
and wiggle up your spine.

12. The counselors are mighty fine.
But how the heck should I know,
I never do see mine.

13. The doctor is mighty fine,
My friend, he got a splinter,
His funeral is at nine.

14. The showers are mighty fine,
I share them with the spiders,
But they don't seem to mind.

15. The toilets are mighty fine.
I dropped my flashlight down one,
It still is shining fine.

16. The cake is really great.
The stuff I'm eating now,
Is still sticking to my plate.

17. The mosquitoes are really fine.
They're as big as helicopters,
And biting all the time.

18. The snakes are kind of nice.
Whenever they get hungry,
They eat up all the mice.

19. The Whammy is too much
But let me just remind you,
He is not a Klutz.