Three Chartreuse Buzzards

Three (hold up 3 fingers) chartreuse buzzards, (hold your hands fingers down under chin)
Three (hold up 3 fingers) chartreuse buzzards, (hold your hands fingers down under chin)
Three (hold up 3 fingers) chartreuse buzzards, (hold your hands fingers down under chin)
Sitting in a dead tree.(Pose as a dead tree)
Oh, look (point somewhere up) one flew away (sweep finger across the sky)

Two (hold up 2 fingers) chartreuse buzzards,
Two (hold up 2 fingers) chartreuse buzzards,
Two (hold up 2 fingers) chartreuse buzzards,
Sitting in a dead tree
Oh, look one flew away.



One (hold up 1 fingers) chartreuse buzzards,
One (hold up 1 fingers) chartreuse buzzards,
One (hold up 1 fingers) chartreuse buzzards,
Sitting in a dead tree
Oh, look one flew away. (slow and very sad)

No (shake head no) chartreuse buzzard,
No (shake head no) chartreuse buzzard,
No (shake head no) chartreuse buzzard,
Sitting in a dead tree
Oh, look there comes one back! (faster with enthusiasm)

One chartreuse buzzard,
One chartreuse buzzard,
One chartreuse buzzard,
Sitting in a dead tree,
Oh, look there comes another one back!

Two chartreuse buzzards,
Two chartreuse buzzards,
Two chartreuse buzzards,
Sitting in a dead tree,
Oh, look there comes another one back!

Three chartreuse buzzards,
Three chartreuse buzzards,
Three chartreuse buzzards,
Sitting in a dead tree,

Three Legged Puppy

(Sung to the Oscar Meyer Wiener Song)

Oh I wish I was a three-legged puppy
That is what I really wanna be
Cuz if I was a three-legged puppy
I wouldn't have to lift my leg to pee!