WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!...CLAP...CLAP...

alternatively, instead of "...said WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!",
use "...and he threw it out the window, the window
with a heave and a ho and a great big throw,
he threw it out the window"

"this is a song with rythm, everyone clap along with us"...CLAP...CLAP...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All of the king's horses and all of the king's men said...
WHOA (lean back, both arms back over head waving hands),
AINT THAT FUNKY NOW! (right arm up accenting each sylable with wolf sign)
...CLAP...CLAP...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Hickery dickery dock, the mouse ran up the clock,
the clock struck one, and down he run and said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffer eatting her kurds and whey
when along came a spide and sat down beside her and said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool,
yes sir, yes sir, three bags full,
one for my master and one for the dame,
and one for the little boy who said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring,
he got up one night and bumped his head and said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
I'm a little tea pot short and stout,
this is my handle and this is my spout,
when you tip me over I will say...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Yanke Doodle went to town ah riddin' on his pony,
he stuck a feather in his hat and said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone,
but when she got there, the cupboard was bare and she said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Iny meeny miny moe, catch a tiger by the toe,
if he hollars make him say...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
All around the mulbery bush the monkey chased the weasle,
The monkey stoped to pull up his sox and said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater had a wife and couldn't keep her,
He put he in a pumpkin shell and she said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
This little piggy...
...
And this little piggy said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout...
...
...and the spider said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Rub-a-dub-dub-dub three men in a tub,
...
...said...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Ole King Kole was a merry old sole,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Hey diddle diddle the cat and fiddle,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Little boy blue come blow your horn,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Three blind mice, three blind mice,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesnt know where to fine them,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Mary had a little lamb with fleese as white as snow,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
Three little kittens have lost their mittens (BOTH PARTS!)
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
The Queen of Hearts baked some tarts,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...
There was a crocked little man,
...
WHOA AINT THAT FUNKY NOW!
...CLAP...CLAP...